Looking for the Next Big Urban Legend (Send Me Your Worst)
November 3, 2007, 11:43 PM
Alright, everyone.
It is officially midterms season, Jessica is asleep, and I have spent three hours studying property law. Which means it is time for something actually productive.
I want new stories. The internet has gotten lazy. Every "cursed file" I see going around is just a Windows Movie Maker clip with a red tint and some guy breathing into a fan.
So here is the deal. Drop anything you have.
Chain emails. Weird threads. Grainy download links. Childhood stories your cousin swore were real but definitely were not.
If you found it in the back of LimeWire and it tried to set your desktop wallpaper to a skull, I want it.
If it whispered at you through your speakers, I want that too.
I need material for next week's breakdown post, so go wild.
Comment below!!!
-Sam
P.S. You should check behind you.
Other Comments
12:51 AM
this blog is cool lol
12:51 AM
mom says hi
12:52 AM
Dean please go to sleep.
12:53 AM
cant
im on a mission
a holy quest
to bully u online
12:54 AM
I am blocking you.
12:55 AM
no u wont
u love me
also I know your passwords
12:55 AM
STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT
1:07 AM
ok got the link
still uploading somewhere it wont get flagged
give me a minute
1:08 AM
so its porn
1:08 AM
DEAN
1:09 AM
what
im just asking the important questions
1:10 AM
Pornography is regularly flagged on sharing sites.
Dean’s hypothesis is statistically reasonable.
1:11 AM
CAS
NO
DON’T MAKE IT WEIRD
1:12 AM
I am providing data.
1:13 AM
Both of you please stop.
1:22 AM
ok uploaded
will post link in a bit
file is small but super weird
my friend said not to watch it alone lmao
1:23 AM
YO SAM
WATCH IT ALONE
1:23 AM
Please do not encourage cryptic strangers.
1:24 AM
im not a stranger lol
i commented here last year too
u did a breakdown on that “mirror.exe” thing I sent
1:25 AM
Oh. Right.
Sorry.
I see so many usernames.
Feel free to drop the link when ready.
1:26 AM
S A M
you’re talking to ur fans like u dont have 42 followers
1:27 AM
Forty six actually.
1:27 AM
wow
celebrity behavior
1:58 AM
ok link is ready
just making sure it works
back in a sec
1:59 AM
This blog feels haunted lately lol
1:59 AM
thats just sams personality
2:00 AM
That doesn’t even make sense.
2:00 AM
ur mom doesnt make sense
2:01 AM
SHE IS YOUR MOM TOO
2:02 AM
I do not understand this format of argument.
2:03 AM
good
keep it that way
2:16 AM
ok link is ready
ill post it in a new comment
my upload site is being slow
2:17 AM
ANY MINUTE NOW CHILDREN
GATHER ROUND FOR THE HAUNTED DIGITAL POWERPOINT
2:18 AM
Dean, if you keep clowning I swear—
2:19 AM
what if this is like those videos that crash your computer
2:20 AM
then sam can write about it in his diary
“dear diary today i opened a zip file and it stole my soul”
2:29 AM
its live
posting link in next comment
(User does not post again for 3 minutes.)
2:32 AM
bro how long does it take to paste a link
2:32 AM
maybe he chickened out lol
2:33 AM
They probably just got disconnected.
Let’s be patient.
2:33 AM
ok here
sorry delay
my browser froze
weird
>> יבליס.mp6 <<
(6 second file. dont watch with headphones tho)
END OF PART 1
Comments (8)
lol look at you savaging for content on the internet like a raccoon.
Dean stop hijacking my blog. Some of us have hobbies.
Can't help it, your last post was about debunking "The Ghost That Only Appears On Tuesdays." You'll survive.
Hello. I am new to this page. I find your research quite educational.
I do not have any stories involving raccoons.
Castiel buddy that was a metaphor
Ah. Understood.
Although I have encountered an aggressive raccoon before. It stole my sandwich.
I do not believe it was supernatural.
Welcome to Unscripted, Castiel. Sorry about my brother.
Not sorry.
I have something. Will post link later. It's weird.
Is it your face
Ignore him. And please do post the link. Thank you.